I have been having problems lately with my neighbor pulling up at 2:30 in the morning with his stupid car stereo booming and waking up my kids. So I am having fantasies of painful ways to make the point to him that this is unacceptable behavior on his part.
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While poking around at my new favorite store for geeky toys, Hobbytron, I came across what may be the ideal way to make my point, the Airsoft Accushot Competition Master Sniper Rifle. This massive Airsoft gun weighs in at 6 pounds and only the trigger guard and stock are made of plastic, everything else is metal.The coolest part is that it can shoot .20g BB’s at 315-325 fps or .12g BB’s at 450 fps with a nearly dead silent precision. Equipped with a scope the Airsoft rifle could give the up close view I need to shoot the wanker in the testicles as he climbs out of his car. My hope is that after a few nights of sniping his balls will hurt every time he turns the radio up, quite Pavlovian.