BananaBunker is Sure to Incite Banana Envy

Dec 28 2006, 4:00pm CST | by Shane McGlaun

Sure this BananaBunker might look like it came from the adult book store and any guy caught by his buddies with one of these in his lunch bag will likely never live it down, but if you are serious about your banana this device is made to keep it safe.

I’m not a fruit eating guy myself preferring the chocolaty goodness of Coco Puffs for my daily mineral intake, but my kids like the bananas. My son refuses to eat them when they get bruised in his lunch sack.However, I don’t see myself packing him a lunch including a penis shaped banana protector inside. Seriously, what’s with the phallic design here and the French tickler in the middle? Man it up guys, make it square or something, and put a nice picture of a NASCAR racer on the side or Carmen Electra. Whoever designed this thing must have realized at some point it looked like a prop from the set of a John Holmes film. Story and image via Sci Fi Tech.

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