President Obama has been inaugurated today in Washington DC. Obama and his family will be riding in a pimped out Cadillac limo that is swathed in a protective armor to keep the day's events happy and historic in a positive way.
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Lest the bulky bulletproof limo isn’t enough to prevent any would be attackers with shoes to throw or something more sinister in their hands away, the big, black Chevy Suburban driving right behind the Caddy should.
The beast sports a roof mounted Gatling gun that can spew fire and metal quickly enough to liquefy the bowels of those nearby when discharged. I'm not sure how this thing can be used in crowded Washington DC streets without mowing down the hoards of onlookers. You might recognize this best from an episode of Monster Garage.