ThinkGeek now offers the Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne made for all of those brave warriors who wear the color red and never return from the planet's surface. But didn't Scotty also wear red? Anyway we are looking here at a Star Trek Cologne, which is supposed to smell nice.
ThinkGeek says the Star Trek Cologne smells like the future, because tomorrow may never come.
The scent is bright, clean and direct with top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender (your hope), finishing with base notes of leather and grey musk (your smoldering shoes after you've been vaporized).
The 100ml Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne sells for $29.99 on ThinkGeek. There is no guarantee that this cologne helps with the ladies.
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