I hope the military brass was watching last night's Super Bowl. Boost Mobile's 'Boost Mobile Shuffle' ad is painful enough that it could easily be turned into a weapon. Seriously, watch the video and tell me your kidneys aren't aching and your gut isn't churning. Especially when McMahon shows off his 'tight-end'.
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Everyone in the ad seemed to be having fun with it. I certainly hope THEY enjoyed it, because the ad was torture for everyone else watching. Come to think of it, that might have been part of the plan. If you can't be spectacularly good, be infamously terrible.