To hell with pants, and the pantsy regimes supported by ads like this one. At first, I loved this commercial. It struck my soul as a deep and loving ode to the joy that all men feel when unconfined from the tyranny of pants. Then Dockers had to screw it all up by suggesting that the brave patriots in this short were wrong to love their un-inhibited pantsless-ness.
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Don't listen to the lies of the Man! Pants are the chains that bind our bodies to the Machine. Free your legs and free your mind!