Everyone should carry everything they need to throw a wild dance party in their pockets at all times. A normal cell phone (even a smartphone!) doesn't get loud enough for more than one or two people to really rock out. Thankfully, some strange Chinese retailer has brought us the XS039 (via Cloned in China).
This strange feature-phone has 13 loudspeakers crammed onto its back. Other than a wall of sound, it packs a QVGA display, Bluetooth, dual Sim cards, an MP3 player and a 3.2 MP camera that CiC thinks may be fake. This feature phone will only be launching in the Middle East and (soon enough) through ChinaGrabber. You know you want one.
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