Apple iPhone 5 To Perform Cosmetic Surgery, Wash Your Car

We can only guess what Apple has in store

Sep 7 2010, 10:04am CDT | by Jordan Cressman

Apple iPhone 5 To Perform Cosmetic Surgery, Wash Your Car

If the faulty antenna on the iPhone 4 has you unsure about buying Apple's latest device, don't worry about it. It looks like the iPhone 5 is coming out soon

Nexux 404 took an interesting look at a couple of the iPhone 5 mock-ups that are already going viral.

The hilarious fake promo above shows all the awesome functionality that the iPhone 5 will have - stuff like "cleans teeth," "gives flu to your ex," and "makes broccoli taste like chocolate." We see nothing about a working antenna, though.

Oh, there's also a footnote that reads, "Does not contain a phone." Brilliant.

Then there's this design, which shows an iPhone that looks about as thin as a piece of paper. Of these two, I'd say this one is the most likely to be what the iPhone 5 will actually look like. But then again, it still looks ugly.

Obviously Apple hasn't said anything about the next-gen iPhone yet. We'll just have to wait until Gray Powell gets drunk before we see the real thing.

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