Somebody had a stroke of genius when coming up with this vehicle. This Cooler is a electric scooter with 14mph top speed.

The motorized ride-on beer cooler has a 500W motor and can carry up to 300lbs. The cooler accommodates up to 24 12-oz. beverage cans (beer) and 8 lbs. of ice, allowing you to transport chilled food or beverages up to 15 miles on a single charge.
With this vehicle you are the star of every party. I can totally imagine Hugh Hefner cruising with the cooler scooter on one of his next Playboy mansion parties.

Hammacher Schlemmer sells the 14mph Cooler for an ok price of $499.95. You should pimp with the cushioned seat and backrest for the perfect look (see photo below) of the cooler scooter.