We just got a press-release announcing the Keyboard for Blondes. The keyboard is pink for starters, but it goes much further by having a totally complicated keyboard layout.
For instance the Space Bar is now called: The Big One: I need my space and the top row of F function keys now spells Useless Keys.
The list goes on of questionably funny keyboard assignments. The Keyboard for Blondes is made by European Trends Etc. and has been already available in Europe for a couple weeks and ships no to the US.
The gag keyboard and its software sell for an introductory price of $49.95, plus shipping and handling USA $9.99 (subject to change).

Think twice before you buy the Keyboard for Blondes for your girlfriend or wife. It might be just a very wrong gift, it is though a fun product in a weird way.
More details on the Keyboard for Blondes site.