This is a strange story. AP reports that cell phones have been found inside prisoners in a maximum security prison in El Salvador.

After X-raying suspicious inmates, they found cell phones inside four prisoners. They had hidden the phones in their anus wrapped in a plastic bag - ouch!

Immediately several important questions popped up in my head: Which cell phone has the ideal shape to be hidden in your anus? Can you make voice activated calls via a Bluetooth headset or do you have to take out the mobile phone before you can make or take a call? Can you hear the ring tone if somebody calls? How does the vibrate mode feel? I am not sure if this story is even true. It is on AP wire, but it is a prison far far away in El Salvador. The x-ray photo is available in hi-res on Yahoo!.