LG is introducing a series of LCD displays called the L1900 sporting some odd bases, and even stranger prose in the product descriptions. You would think a manufacturer as large as LG could hire some native English speakers to be sure that their marketing talk makes at least a little bit of sense.

These displays have the same specifications, and only vary in how the base looks. All three have a 2000:1 digital fine contrast ratio, use LG’s fEngine and sport 4ms response times.
The L1900 Jar has a base that resembles; you guessed it a jar (though it also looks rather…uterus like as well). The good news is that you can make your uterus glow with four preset light levels, like the light is alive (so LG says anyway).