Last week I was complaining about my neighbor and his stupid car stereo waking up the kids at 3am and fantasizing about shooting him in the testicular region with that really cool Airsoft sniper rifle.

After some thought, and him waking us up again last night, I came to the conclusion that the Airsoft sniper rifle wasn’t the way to go. Naturally I came to my senses and realized that he would most likely see me lining up the nad shot being as his house is only 50 feet from mine. An Airsoft sniper rifle may be overkill in this case. However, this fully automatic Airsoft Steyr AUG Assault rifle over at Hobbytron would be ideal. I could hop out of the bushes and unleash fully automatic Airsoft fury as he steps from the boom box on wheels at 305 fps. Yeah he would feel those welts.