David Letterman Delivers A Top 10 List About Donald Trump

Posted: Jul 12 2015, 11:36am CDT | by , in News | Latest Celebrity News

 
David Letterman Delivers a Top 10 List About Donald Trump
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The former "Late Show" host joined Steve Martin on his stage show "A Very Stupid Conversation, making his first appearance since retirement in May

David Letterman made a surprise visit to Steve Martin and Martin Short’s “A Very Stupid Conversation” show in Texas on Friday and presented a Top Ten list, directed towards the controversial presidential candidate Donald Trump.

David Letterman poked fun at Donald Trump in his first onstage appearance since retirement from “Late Show” in May.

“I retired and…I had no regrets. None. I was happy.” David Letterman, who was having a beard, told the crowd at Majestic Theatre. “I was complacent, I was satisfied, I was content. And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president.”

Letterman put his hand into the pocket and took out an envelope, joking. “Every suit I own comes up with a Top Ten list” (Top Ten list was a regular feature of the “Late Show with David Letterman”). The Top Ten list about Donald Trump especially mocked the 69-year old investor’s hair style and his unusual stance about immigrants.

The full list of Top Ten Interesting Facts about Donald Trump:

10. That thing on his head was the gopher from “Caddyshack”.

9. During sex, Donald Trump called out his own name.

8. Donald Trump looks like the guy on the lifeboat with the women and children.

7. He wants to build a wall. How about building a wall around the thing on his head?

6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bull…Oh no wait, that’s me.

5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds – 250 with cologne

4. Trump would like all Americans to know that thing on his head is free range.

3. If president, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict the family on Thanksgiving.

That’s not a hairdo, it’s a wind advisory.

2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans he’s starring in a movie title “No Amigos”.

1. Thanks to Donald Trump the Republican Mascot is also an ass.

Donald Trump has appeared on David Letterman show several times including way back in 1986, while his last one was in 2013.

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