Stephen Colbert Reacts To Donald Trump's Refusal To Accept Election Result

Posted: Oct 20 2016, 10:06am CDT | by , Updated: Oct 24 2016, 10:42pm CDT, in News | Latest Celebrity News

 
Stephen Colbert Reacts to Donald Trump's Refusal to Accept Election Result
  • Stephen Colbert Live Commentates Third Presidential Debate

Stephen Colbert gets Honest to God truthful about the third presidential debate between Donal Trump and Hilary Clinton in a Live Commentary.

When Stephen Colbert started his talk show, many people reckoned the show would fail. That was not the case when Stephen live commentated the third presidential debate between Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump. Neutrally abhorrent of both candidates, Stephen did not spare both candidates in his commentary.

Broadcasting live from the Ed Sullivan theatre, he declared himself the moderator for the third presidential debate because two is not enough and he thought that fourth debate would make everyone go cannibal. The first thing he commented on was Trump’s insistence that the election is rigged. Stephen said that there was some evidence to verify those claims. They focused in on Hilary Clinton during the debate and the background which had the constitution script written on it had the words “R-I-G” prominent next to Clinton’s head.

He then said that the definitive moment of the election that is an American experiment was when Chris Wallace asked if Trump would accept the results of the election of November 8th? They went to Trump’s answer that he would tell them at the time and until then he would keep everyone in suspense. Colbert went to Hilary for the correct response, Horrifying. Colbert ridiculed that Democracy is going to be determined on a cliff-hanger. They will have to wait till November 9th to see if Trump is in the mood for a peaceful transfer of power or he is going to wipe his ass with the constitution. Major burn! He appreciated Kellyanne Conway for handling the media after his controversial statements during the debate.

Colbert says that Trump brought President Obama’s half-brother Malik and later on he added Sarah Palin to his invited guests list. He went on to disintegrate Palin before turning back to the debate. He said that he was surprised that Trump agreed to debate in Vegas in the University of Nevada because he has problems with casinos and universities. He said that this was Trump’s last chance to impress voters. He relied on Clinton making a mistake or a controversial statement and both dressed their best. Trump with his red power tie and Clinton looking like a Star Wars deep space Pope with her white ensemble.

Colbert said that from the start, Trump painted a grim picture of America if Clinton was elected. Trump said that in her presidency the amendment would be a very, very small replica of the present constitution. Colbert imitated his ridicule and said that the tiny amendment might fit his tiny hands. He then turned to Clinton’s statement about gun control legislation in which she discussed toddlers killing people with guns.

Colbert showed his surprise on how she had deliberated that toddlers killing people was bad. He said sarcastically that it takes a lot of courage to take a stand against such a thing. Trump’s statement about Obama administration deporting immigrants raised a lot of confusion because the situation was appreciative of the Obama administration which he has been bad mouthing for his entire campaign. Colbert was also surprised that Trump was constantly updating his Twitter feed. He said that now he knows where Trump’s hands were.

Colbert went to Clinton’s statement about Trump being Vladmir Putin’s puppet during which an accusation war started calling each other Putin’s puppet. Colbert mocked the scene with two hand puppets and said that hand puppets were less juvenile than the debate situation. He then pointed out Trump accusing Clinton of missing out on $6 billion when she was in State Department. He asked how she did that. Colbert answered by opening six casinos.

He then addressed the sexual assault clarification Trump gave saying nobody had more respect for women than he did. Colbert mocked him by saying that that’s why he used tic-tacs because nobody has to endure bad breath while being groped. Colbert then addressed Clinton’s statement about Trump blaming the system or everyone else for his every failure saying that everything was rigged. Colbert flaunted his own two Emmy awards saying that he really should get one. He had lost to the Amazing Race but he had a chance to win for being the Amazing Racist.

He appreciated that Trump held his own during the debate but he had to let his Trump flag raise high as Clinton addressed the tax reforms issue and he called her a ‘nasty woman’. That is from a man who said he respected women more than anyone in the same debate. Colbert appreciated Chris Wallace for summing up what the American people have been trying to say. Chris Wallace voice is heard, “This doesn’t do any good to anyone”. Colbert said that is exactly how everyone feels about Trump’s campaign.

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