T-Mobile ONEsie Full Body Wearable Is Early April Fools' Joke

Posted: Mar 31 2017, 1:54am CDT | by , in News | Technology News

 
T-Mobile ONEsie Full Body Wearable is Early April Fools' Joke

Dress up all in pink with the T-Mobile ONEsie. It is real, but sans high-tech.

T-Mobile put out an early April Fools' joke today, March 31. The all-new, all-in T-Mobile ONEsie wearable that combines patent-pending mobile technology with cutting-edge fashion design.

Powered by your T-Mobile smartphone, T-Mobile ONEsie isn’t just a fitness tracker – it’s a full-body fitness tracker on steroids, monitoring your vital signs, sleeping, waking, breathing, movement, body position and much, much more from head to toe. On top of that, T-Mobile ONEsie does double duty to deliver full-bars coverage absolutely everywhere T-Mobile has spectrum for both the wearer and anyone nearby says a press-release today.

“T-Mobile ONEsie is a quantum leap forward for wearables, for wireless networks and for fashion,” said John Legere, president, CEO and lead fashion designer at T-Mobile. “What I’m most excited about is combining my drive to disrupt the wireless industry AND my passion for magenta fashion. The result is easily the most innovative—and certainly the most comfortable—product in wearable technology today. Now anyone can slip into a T-Mobile ONEsie and go “all in” with truly unlimited coverage!”

Up top, T-Mobile ONEsie’s hoodie is equipped with proprietary HoodiePhones, so you can listen to your tunes anytime with unlimited music streaming. And, remember, with ongoing updates, the possibilities for future features and functionality are truly endless.

T-Mobile ONEsie features revolutionary new 4G LTE nano-fiber technology, which is literally woven into the fabric of each T-Mobile ONEsie. These nano-fibers combine to light up T-Mobile’s spectrum, generating a perfect – and perfectly safe – 4G LTE signal everywhere you go.

And, not only will you have full-bars coverage, but by activating “Human Hotspot” mode on your T-Mobile ONEsie, you can share that perfect 4G LTE coverage with nearby friends and family. Even those on less-wearable networks from Verizon or AT&T can experience T-Mobile’s blazing-fast, super-advanced LTE network, thanks to T-Mobile ONEsie.

“To be honest, when John first showed me his sketches, I thought he was joking. But, when I realized he was serious, we found incredible synergies between his breakthrough vision and our most advanced research – the result is T-Mobile ONEsie, and it’s a total game-changer,” said Neville Ray, Chief Technology Officer at T-Mobile. “T-Mobile ONEsie is the product of years of research, development and design, and let me tell you – we’ve created a real game-changer that radically re-envisions the future of fashion, wearables and the very meaning of unlimited coverage.”

T-Mobile actually sells this pink ONEsie for $40 a piece. It is just not featuring any technology. If you dare to wear pink all over your body, get the T-Mobile ONEsie here.

Watch below the making of video of the T-Mobile ONEsie featuring John Legere.

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