Keyboard Pants Destroy Your Chances Of Copulation

Posted: Apr 23 2008, 11:28am CDT | by , Updated: Aug 11 2010, 7:38am CDT, in Hardware & Peripherals


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If the big bag of gadgets and the high-tech notebook you tote around with you don’t define you as geek enough in your eyes, these new pants surely will. I suspect even that really geeky guy you see at the coffee shop each morning will see these pants and go, man that guy is a geek.

These are no normal pants mind you; they scream geek by actually having a keyboard built-in right across your todger and its two pals. I suggest that you don’t hit the space bar too hard while typing lest you suffer one of the most painful injuries known to man.

Like fish and chips you can’t have a keyboard without a mouse so connected to a strap that stows in the back pocket is none other than an orange pointing device. Fair warning, wearing these pants virtually insures you get no affection from the ladies and if you wear them to the pub you’ll likely get beaten by one of those burly rugby types.

Via Pocket-lint

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