Dilemma: You're fabulously wealthy and as vain as Hera. You prefer the iPhone's performance, user interface and general design, but it has one flaw; accessibility. Anyone can afford an iPhone 4. Nearly two million people already have. You need some way to set your iPhone above all others.
Solution: The Gresso designed iPhone 4. This baby has 200-year-old African Blackwood on the back cover, accented with Swarovski crystals and an 18k gold Apple logo. The ladies version (which includes the crystals) sells for $3500. The men's version will set you back $3000.
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For more info, visit Gresso's website. Soon you too could turn your iPhone into a homing beacon for muggers and pick-pockets the world over.