Yo, Yoda crack me some nuts. The Star Wars Yoda Nutcracker is a limited edition nutcracker made by Steinbach of Germany, renowned as the premier name in nutcrackers for over 125 years (not as old as Yoda himself).

The 9 1/2" nutcracker is handcrafted from select European hardwoods, decorated, and hand painted.
The only bummer is that it is only for decorative purposes. On the other hand a real Star Wars fan is placing it anyway in a glass shelf so it won't get a scratch.

Hammacher Schlemmer (who else) is selling the Yoda nutcracker for still reasonable $249.95.
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