Inevitably when there is any sized gathering of geeks talk turns to how fast our computers are or how awesome we are at FPS games. Next time you are chatting with your geeky cohorts and the guy who always has to have the fastest system no matter what starts to flap his gums you can be ready with this Bullshit Button.

Yes, you need this button since every group has one person prone to just make stuff up. For the record if you don’t know the person in your group who is the one who makes stuff up, you are likely the person.
At any rate armed with your BS Button next time the crapola gets deep you can whip this little gem out and push away. The BS artist will be silenced by the alert in one of five sayings including “(Beep) That was bullshit”, “(Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions”, “Bullshit level defcon 5”, “Warning, Warning bullshit alert”, and finally my personal favorite “Oh some on now that’s ain’t even bullshit, that’s horseshit.” Classic device for the well heeled for sure. Story and image via Find Me a Gift